Just for fun!! Newbies arh!!!

[blackmercs]

See&See & forum mods vs Newbies

1) Warranty

newbies - this mods will void warranty or not & why arh?

See&See - coz is not original & manufacturer will not valid the claims.

newbies - orh so i buy original then get outside workshop to install then if parts failed can i claims against you?

See&See - cannot lah, original parts must purchase & installation by us. But we hardly do any modding, if you like to mods join Sgmercs there is one crazy guy loves to mods.

newbies - then how come u guys dont help us to mods?

See&See - sir, we sell cars not modding workshop.

newbies - orh ok, if do sticker will void warranty?

See&See - depends lah, anything u do outside is at yr own risk but if we found that the mods is the cause we will not allow any claims.

newbies - sian leh, like that how?

See&See - dont mods sir, risk is on you.

2) Rims offset, weighs & tyre pressure

newbies - what is the offset for this model & weighs & tyre pressure

See&See - i got no idea too can you check the manual or you can ask the tyres shop.

newbies - how come u dont know

See&See - bocz we sell car, you go & ask the forum guys ba. They are very free to entertain newbies.

newbies - hi mods what is the offset,weighs & tyres pressure of these rims

Mods - err we dont sell tyres or go around weighing individual rims leh. Tyre pressure infro can be found at the petrol cap.

newbies - orh ok, i will go & ask the tyres shop then

See&See & mods - Phew!! How to answer these kind of question!!

3) freedies & option

(after)

newbies - after brought the car realised that there are many option & no freebies too. My SE didnt tell me & not willingly to give freebies too.

mods - damn it! How come the See&See didnt inform u?? Lousy SE too no freebies

(before)

newbies - i want this model with full option & freedies. How muchy??

See&See - here is the price for full option!!

newbies - wah lau so ex arh then dont want option liao. What about freebies leh?

See&See - freebies got to deduct from yr trade-in car price if not how to get freebies wor.

newbies - wah like that dont want freebies liao & options too!!

4) paint protection

newbies - simi sealant can last forever & no needs to wash?

mods - no such products

newbies - cannot be lah my this this & that that frens got it done before leh.

Mods - U can go to this this & that that frens shop to do it lah!!

5) good hp gains & gives good fuel consumption

newbies - simi chips can increase 100 hp gain but yet still fuel saving?

mods - no such products

newbies - cannot be lah my this this & that that frens got it done before leh.

Mods - u lost yr this this & that that frens contact nos?

newbies - no leh why u ask??

mods - u can call them to share the lobang with u then u post in the forum to share with us.

6) illegal mods such as tint, HID, exhaust

newbies - how come my buddy do these modification no issue & didnt get caught?

mods - didnt get caught doesnt means is legal leh.

newbies - cannot be lah he went for inspection too & pass!!

mods - this does not means is legal too

newbies - so is it advisable to modify these parts or not?

mods - roll eyes & puke!!

6) Group buy

newbies - mods is the buyer reliable

mods - no idea coz we have not met him

newbies - so if any issue can u help us?

mods - no leh is caveat emptor

newbies - wah lau like that who responsible is anythings goes wrong??

mods - is caveat emptor, remember this guy going around forum to cheat members on selling parts? He even challenge the authories "catch me if you can". Eventually he was caught & pay for the price but not on the items he sell .

7) original or replica

newbies - which one shld i get

mods - u treasure yr life or not?

newbies - treasure lah who doesnt!!

mods - then buy orginal lor!

newbies - no money leh furthermore i dont cheong, normal driving & when sell off the car original parts dont fetch good money for resale.

mods - i see, then buy replicas lah

newbies - what kind of mods is this!! I never see such a mods in my life!! Ask ppl to buy replica, i treasure my life & for the love ones!!

8) Asking common issue & question

newbies - i needs helps on judder wiper & where to get this part!!

mods - do a search & google

newbies - search liao couldnt find the answer and alot of TCSS in-between the thread

mods - i see, is a common issue & discuss many times before there are even write-out about solution etc

newbies - where got time to search just give me the answer if cant resolve then i come back here to ask lah.

mods - thanks for being honest with us

newbies - so can you answer my question & dont ask me to search in rhe forum!!

mods - ok boss!!

9) newbies selling parts

newbies - rim for sale

mods - yr car simi model

newbies - u do a search on my nick lah. Dont ask me the same old question

mods - ok boss

10) monthly gtg

newbies - i dont own a mercs can I join u guys

mods - all are welcome no worries

newbies - can i bring along my family

mods - all are welcome no worries

newbies - i dont know anyone there, how

mods - no worries we will break the ice for u

newbies - ok thanks what u guys do during gtg?

mods - we talk abts modding, share tips & tricks & get to know each & TCSS etc

newbies - so date, time & place

mods - check the event thread

newbies - ok where is the event thread?? I might not be free but will try to come.

mods - ok boss!!

[HYM]

Wah Heng I like to use my best friend Google!!

[jtang]

See&See & forum mods vs Newbies

1) Warranty

newbies - this mods will void warranty or not & why arh?

See&See - coz is not original & manufacturer will not valid the claims.

newbies - orh so i buy original then get outside workshop to install then if parts failed can i claims against you?

See&See - cannot lah, original parts must purchase & installation by us. But we hardly do any modding, if you like to mods join Sgmercs there is one crazy guy loves to mods.

newbies - then how come u guys dont help us to mods?

See&See - sir, we sell cars not modding workshop.

newbies - orh ok, if do sticker will void warranty?

See&See - depends lah, anything u do outside is at yr own risk but if we found that the mods is the cause we will not allow any claims.

newbies - sian leh, like that how?

See&See - dont mods sir, risk is on you.

2) Rims offset, weighs & tyre pressure

newbies - what is the offset for this model & weighs & tyre pressure

See&See - i got no idea too can you check the manual or you can ask the tyres shop.

newbies - how come u dont know

See&See - bocz we sell car, you go & ask the forum guys ba. They are very free to entertain newbies.

newbies - hi mods what is the offset,weighs & tyres pressure of these rims

Mods - err we dont sell tyres or go around weighing individual rims leh. Tyre pressure infro can be found at the petrol cap.

newbies - orh ok, i will go & ask the tyres shop then

See&See & mods - Phew!! How to answer these kind of question!!

3) freedies & option

(after)

newbies - after brought the car realised that there are many option & no freebies too. My SE didnt tell me & not willingly to give freebies too.

mods - damn it! How come the See&See didnt inform u?? Lousy SE too no freebies

(before)

newbies - i want this model with full option & freedies. How muchy??

See&See - here is the price for full option!!

newbies - wah lau so ex arh then dont want option liao. What about freebies leh?

See&See - freebies got to deduct from yr trade-in car price if not how to get freebies wor.

newbies - wah like that dont want freebies liao & options too!!

4) paint protection

newbies - simi sealant can last forever & no needs to wash?

mods - no such products

newbies - cannot be lah my this this & that that frens got it done before leh.

Mods - U can go to this this & that that frens shop to do it lah!!

5) good hp gains & gives good fuel consumption

newbies - simi chips can increase 100 hp gain but yet still fuel saving?

mods - no such products

newbies - cannot be lah my this this & that that frens got it done before leh.

Mods - u lost yr this this & that that frens contact nos?

newbies - no leh why u ask??

mods - u can call them to share the lobang with u then u post in the forum to share with us.

6) illegal mods such as tint, HID, exhaust

newbies - how come my buddy do these modification no issue & didnt get caught?

mods - didnt get caught doesnt means is legal leh.

newbies - cannot be lah he went for inspection too & pass!!

mods - this does not means is legal too

newbies - so is it advisable to modify these parts or not?

mods - roll eyes & puke!!

6) Group buy

newbies - mods is the buyer reliable

mods - no idea coz we have not met him

newbies - so if any issue can u help us?

mods - no leh is caveat emptor

newbies - wah lau like that who responsible is anythings goes wrong??

mods - is caveat emptor, remember this guy going around forum to cheat members on selling parts? He even challenge the authories "catch me if you can". Eventually he was caught & pay for the price but not on the items he sell .

7) original or replica

newbies - which one shld i get

mods - u treasure yr life or not?

newbies - treasure lah who doesnt!!

mods - then buy orginal lor!

newbies - no money leh furthermore i dont cheong, normal driving & when sell off the car original parts dont fetch good money for resale.

mods - i see, then buy replicas lah

newbies - what kind of mods is this!! I never see such a mods in my life!! Ask ppl to buy replica, i treasure my life & for the love ones!!

8) Asking common issue & question

newbies - i needs helps on judder wiper & where to get this part!!

mods - do a search & google

newbies - search liao couldnt find the answer and alot of TCSS in-between the thread

mods - i see, is a common issue & discuss many times before there are even write-out about solution etc

newbies - where got time to search just give me the answer if cant resolve then i come back here to ask lah.

mods - thanks for being honest with us

newbies - so can you answer my question & dont ask me to search in rhe forum!!

mods - ok boss!!

9) newbies selling parts

newbies - rim for sale

mods - yr car simi model

newbies - u do a search on my nick lah. Dont ask me the same old question

mods - ok boss

10) monthly gtg

newbies - i dont own a mercs can I join u guys

mods - all are welcome no worries

newbies - can i bring along my family

mods - all are welcome no worries

newbies - i dont know anyone there, how

mods - no worries we will break the ice for u

newbies - ok thanks what u guys do during gtg?

mods - we talk abts modding, share tips & tricks & get to know each & TCSS etc

newbies - so date, time & place

mods - check the event thread

newbies - ok where is the event thread?? I might not be free but will try to come.

mods - ok boss!!

Darn! wasted 2min of my life reading this crap...

[blackmercs]

See&See & forum mods vs Newbies

1) Warranty

newbies - this mods will void warranty or not & why arh?

See&See - coz is not original & manufacturer will not valid the claims.

newbies - orh so i buy original then get outside workshop to install then if parts failed can i claims against you?

See&See - cannot lah, original parts must purchase & installation by us. But we hardly do any modding, if you like to mods join Sgmercs there is one crazy guy loves to mods.

newbies - then how come u guys dont help us to mods?

See&See - sir, we sell cars not modding workshop.

newbies - orh ok, if do sticker will void warranty?

See&See - depends lah, anything u do outside is at yr own risk but if we found that the mods is the cause we will not allow any claims.

newbies - sian leh, like that how?

See&See - dont mods sir, risk is on you.

2) Rims offset, weighs & tyre pressure

newbies - what is the offset for this model & weighs & tyre pressure

See&See - i got no idea too can you check the manual or you can ask the tyres shop.

newbies - how come u dont know

See&See - bocz we sell car, you go & ask the forum guys ba. They are very free to entertain newbies.

newbies - hi mods what is the offset,weighs & tyres pressure of these rims

Mods - err we dont sell tyres or go around weighing individual rims leh. Tyre pressure infro can be found at the petrol cap.

newbies - orh ok, i will go & ask the tyres shop then

See&See & mods - Phew!! How to answer these kind of question!!

3) freedies & option

(after)

newbies - after brought the car realised that there are many option & no freebies too. My SE didnt tell me & not willingly to give freebies too.

mods - damn it! How come the See&See didnt inform u?? Lousy SE too no freebies

(before)

newbies - i want this model with full option & freedies. How muchy??

See&See - here is the price for full option!!

newbies - wah lau so ex arh then dont want option liao. What about freebies leh?

See&See - freebies got to deduct from yr trade-in car price if not how to get freebies wor.

newbies - wah like that dont want freebies liao & options too!!

4) paint protection

newbies - simi sealant can last forever & no needs to wash?

mods - no such products

newbies - cannot be lah my this this & that that frens got it done before leh.

Mods - U can go to this this & that that frens shop to do it lah!!

5) good hp gains & gives good fuel consumption

newbies - simi chips can increase 100 hp gain but yet still fuel saving?

mods - no such products

newbies - cannot be lah my this this & that that frens got it done before leh.

Mods - u lost yr this this & that that frens contact nos?

newbies - no leh why u ask??

mods - u can call them to share the lobang with u then u post in the forum to share with us.

6) illegal mods such as tint, HID, exhaust

newbies - how come my buddy do these modification no issue & didnt get caught?

mods - didnt get caught doesnt means is legal leh.

newbies - cannot be lah he went for inspection too & pass!!

mods - this does not means is legal too

newbies - so is it advisable to modify these parts or not?

mods - roll eyes & puke!!

6) Group buy

newbies - mods is the buyer reliable

mods - no idea coz we have not met him

newbies - so if any issue can u help us?

mods - no leh is caveat emptor

newbies - wah lau like that who responsible is anythings goes wrong??

mods - is caveat emptor, remember this guy going around forum to cheat members on selling parts? He even challenge the authories "catch me if you can". Eventually he was caught & pay for the price but not on the items he sell .

7) original or replica

newbies - which one shld i get

mods - u treasure yr life or not?

newbies - treasure lah who doesnt!!

mods - then buy orginal lor!

newbies - no money leh furthermore i dont cheong, normal driving & when sell off the car original parts dont fetch good money for resale.

mods - i see, then buy replicas lah

newbies - what kind of mods is this!! I never see such a mods in my life!! Ask ppl to buy replica, i treasure my life & for the love ones!!

8) Asking common issue & question

newbies - i needs helps on judder wiper & where to get this part!!

mods - do a search & google

newbies - search liao couldnt find the answer and alot of TCSS in-between the thread

mods - i see, is a common issue & discuss many times before there are even write-out about solution etc

newbies - where got time to search just give me the answer if cant resolve then i come back here to ask lah.

mods - thanks for being honest with us

newbies - so can you answer my question & dont ask me to search in rhe forum!!

mods - ok boss!!

9) newbies selling parts

newbies - rim for sale

mods - yr car simi model

newbies - u do a search on my nick lah. Dont ask me the same old question

mods - ok boss

10) monthly gtg

newbies - i dont own a mercs can I join u guys

mods - all are welcome no worries

newbies - can i bring along my family

mods - all are welcome no worries

newbies - i dont know anyone there, how

mods - no worries we will break the ice for u

newbies - ok thanks what u guys do during gtg?

mods - we talk abts modding, share tips & tricks & get to know each & TCSS etc

newbies - so date, time & place

mods - check the event thread

newbies - ok where is the event thread?? I might not be free but will try to come.

mods - ok boss!!

Darn! wasted 2min of my life reading this crap...

Then buzz off go back to yr own forum & moderator!!

[leftfield]

BM, drink some liang teh lah...

[blackmercs]

BM, drink some liang teh lah...

Lolz ok lah he is my gd sparing buddy else i be bored!!

[715]

Blackmercs, Si Bei Ho!!! This is a must read thread for all newbies. Can mods sticky this thread and all newbies must read before posting "Why hor? where hor? How hor?"

If you find it a waste of time to read this, then DON'T READ! Simple as that!

[HYM]

I think you won't find this topic necessary in BMWSG or VAGSG