Italian Pregnancy

[Guest Audifreak]

Italian Pregnancy

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period

for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a

pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this

to you? I want to know!'

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a

Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with

gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari

and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells

them, ³Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't

marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I

will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail

stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000

bank account.

If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun,

places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks him directly in the eyes

and tells him, "You gonna try again."

[Guest hkhamateur]

Audifreak wrote:

Italian Pregnancy

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period

for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a

pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this

to you? I want to know!'

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a

Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with

gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari

and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells

them, ³Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't

marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I

will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail

stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000

bank account.

If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun,

places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks him directly in the eyes

and tells him, "You gonna try again."

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

wonder do e family accept 6 Cs? No Ferrari bt C class Ok? :yo::peace:

[Guest Yap ST]

Bro good ending

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[Guest lightning]

:bounce: Good one...

[Guest ACSLK]

Lolz........

* You Gonna Try Again!!!

cheers

[Guest Jarebbsg]

candid. Good stuff.

[Guest MercZai]

haha nice stuff :becky: i like ! :whistle:

[Guest skid]

just lika Ferrari who gonna try again for nx yr's F1 championship