Management lesson

[Guest lightning]

Uncle wanted to have sex with this Girl in his office,

but she belonged to someone else....

One day, Uncle got so frustrated that he went up to

her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with

you. But the girl said NO.

Uncle said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on

the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the

time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have

to consult her boyfriend... So she called her

boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the

money very fast, he won't even be able to get his

pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour

goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his

girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and

asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

Management lesson:

Always consider a business proposal in its entirety

before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

[Guest desmondtoo]

Will give it a try later...:pound:

[Guest hkhamateur]

lightning wrote:

Uncle wanted to have sex with this Girl in his office,

but she belonged to someone else....

One day, Uncle got so frustrated that he went up to

her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with

you. But the girl said NO.

Uncle said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on

the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the

time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have

to consult her boyfriend... So she called her

boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the

money very fast, he won't even be able to get his

pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour

goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his

girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and

asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

Management lesson:

Always consider a business proposal in its entirety

before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

:pound::pound::pound:

Ok, I knw how to last my precious mins liao. :bounce:

[Guest subaru67]

lightning wrote:

Uncle wanted to have sex with this Girl in his office,

but she belonged to someone else....

One day, Uncle got so frustrated that he went up to

her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with

you. But the girl said NO.

Uncle said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on

the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the

time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have

to consult her boyfriend... So she called her

boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the

money very fast, he won't even be able to get his

pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour

goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his

girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and

asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

Management lesson:

Always consider a business proposal in its entirety

before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

U BRIGHT UP MY DAY:becky:

[Guest 6008]

Yup ! Bro lightning . Thanks for the Monday blues antidote . I'll go and try this out on other ppl office girls later . Cheers !

Ps : anyone got $200 worth of 1 cents to change ?

[Guest desmondtoo]

6008 wrote:

Yup ! Bro lightning . Thanks for the Monday blues antidote . I'll go and try this out on other ppl office girls later . Cheers !

Muahahaha...you make my Day too!!! :lol:

[Guest subaru67]

die... me horny liao:Cry:

[Guest 6008]

6008 wrote:

Yup ! Bro lightning . Thanks for the Monday blues antidote . I'll go and try this out on other ppl office girls later . Cheers !

Ps : anyone got $200 worth of 1 cents to change ?

desmondtoo wrote:

Muahahaha...you make my Day too!!! :lol:

Bro . There is a reason behind my quote . " Eat there don't shit there " . Confucius say one ! Cos it smells . Kekeke..... :becky:

[Guest lightning]

i take royalties fees 5% only...:bounce:

[Guest 6008]

subaru67 wrote:

die... me horny liao:Cry:

Damn ! Your office girls must be chio ! You need coins ?

[Guest 6008]

lightning wrote:

i take royalties fees 5% only...:bounce:

Ok ! The duration when she is picking up $10 worth of coins belongs to you then . Onz ?

[Guest kepiting1sg]

6008 wrote:

Bro . There is a reason behind my quote . " Eat there don't shit there " . Confucius say one ! Cos it smells . Kekeke..... :becky:

I always told married guys joining the company!

"Do not comsumed own goods or I will charge them for pilferage of company goods!"

Gonna change Rp 1 million in Rp25 coins.

Probably could last Unker 3 hrs instead of 6

[Guest 6008]

kepiting1sg wrote:

I always told married guys joining the company!

"Do not comsumed own goods or I will charge them for pilferage of company goods!"

Gonna change Rp 1 million in Rp25 coins.

Probably could last Unker 3 hrs instead of 6

Muahahaha........ Unker , you really lao cheow ! Make every cent worth ! :pound::pound::pound:

[Guest lightning]

Maybe i should change the lead character of this lesson from Uncle to Unker...:pound:

[Guest subaru67]

6008 wrote:

Damn ! Your office girls must be chio ! You need coins ?

ok only:becky:

[Guest 6008]

I just offered to a girl from my friend's office and she demanded $500 . I'm ecstatic . I think 50 cents coins will be just nice . Muahaha...... ! Bro lighting , what time you free ? $25 worth of duration will be yours . I go bank change coins now . Hahaha...... :bounce:

[Guest lightning]

6008 wrote:

I just offered to a girl from my friend's office and she demanded $500 . I'm ecstatic . I think 50 cents coins will be just nice . Muahaha...... ! Bro lighting , what time you free ? $25 worth of duration will be yours . I go bank change coins now . Hahaha...... :bounce:

Submit your FR after that...probably I give you a small discount on royalties since the amount is quite high...

[Guest rx7effini]

lightning wrote:

Uncle wanted to have sex with this Girl in his office,

but she belonged to someone else....

One day, Uncle got so frustrated that he went up to

her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with

you. But the girl said NO.

Uncle said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on

the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the

time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have

to consult her boyfriend... So she called her

boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the

money very fast, he won't even be able to get his

pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour

goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his

girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and

asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

Management lesson:

Always consider a business proposal in its entirety

before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

Good Afternoon Boss,

Its Green Tea time

[Guest lightning]

rx7effini wrote:

Good Afternoon Boss,

Its Green Tea time

yes bro...for you I will just accept green tea as royalties... :pound:

[Guest 6008]

lightning wrote:

Submit your FR after that...probably I give you a small discount on royalties since the amount is quite high...

You mean you can settle in less than 5% of that time ??? That's too fast ! Seek advise from a specialist bro ! :becky:

Or is that called a quicky ???

[Guest hkhamateur]

6008 wrote:

Damn ! Your office girls must be chio ! You need coins ?

1 cent coin worth e effort n strength. :thumb:

I'm stayg single liao lor. :hail:

Startg today countg how many gals my offi bldg has.

Wow...feel like Brunei prince liao. :preggers:

[Guest mmkm]

6008 wrote:

Damn ! Your office girls must be chio ! You need coins ?

Bro...come to Tuas! I'll show u around! Viet, china, Thai, etc.!

[Guest blackmercs]

mmkm wrote:

Bro...come to Tuas! I'll show u around! Viet, china, Thai, etc.!

wow, can I come over now? Is it as chio as ChoCs?

[Guest mmkm]

blackmercs wrote:

wow, can I come over now? Is it as chio as ChoCs?

Sure... come over here, factory canteen's kopi $0.80 only...haha...

For better view at Raffles Marina, pay little more..but with sea view ! Serve by mainly Chinna & M'sian gals here. If happy, u may give them some tips. FYI, parking free

[Guest subaru67]

mmkm wrote:

Bro...come to Tuas! I'll show u around! Viet, china, Thai, etc.!

onz where do i sign up:becky::censored: