Confucius says

[Guest skid]

-Good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy park meat in girl

-Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father

-Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn

-Man who drive like hell bound to get there

-Don't sweat the petty stuff, don't pet the sweaty stuff

-Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long

-Man with hand in pocket all day not crazy just feeling nuts

-Man who run thru airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok

-Foolish man gives wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

-Woman goes to man's house for snack get titbit

-Man with penxx inside peanut butter jar fxxxg nuts!

-Secretary become permanent fixture when screwed on desk

-Man who have last laugh not get joke!

[Guest vincikwan]

A woman argues with her husband...saying that why men can sleep around and be called a champion, and when a woman sleeps around, she is called a slut.

Her husband replied: Confucius says, a lock that can be open by many keys is a lousy lock. But a key that can open many locks is a good key.

[Guest 6008]

vincikwan wrote:

A woman argues with her husband...saying that why men can sleep around and be called a champion, and when a woman sleeps around, she is called a slut.

Her husband replied: Confucius says, a lock that can be open by many keys is a lousy lock. But a key that can open many locks is a good key.

Hehehe..... Try to introduce your confucius to us . I like him ! Cos my Confucius didn't teach us these . Hahaha.... :becky:

[Guest mushigen]

Man who wants beautiful nurse must be patient.

Man who runs behind car gets exhausted, man who runs in front of car gets tired.