Husbands & Wives...

[Guest lightning]

JUST FOR LAUGHS....

~ A wife said, "My husband and I divorced because of religious diferences. He thought he was God and I didn't". :shocked: :becky:

!@#$%^&*() !@#$%^&*()

~ Husband asked wife, "Damn it, what did you do with all the grocery money I gave you?"

Wife replied, "Look into the mirror and turn sideways". :tsk::bounce:

[Guest jtang]

Haha..good one!

[Guest jtang]

Just to add one more...

Religious husband

A HUSBAND COMES HOME FROM CHURCH; HE GREETS HIS WIFE AND LIFTS HER UP. HE THEN CARRIED HER AROUND THE HOUSE.

THE WIFE WAS SO SURPRISED AND SHE ASKED "DID THE BISHOP PREACH ABOUT BEING ROMANTIC"?

THE HUSBAND SAID, "NO, HE SAID WE MUST CARRY OUR BURDENS AND SORROWS."