Juzz for laughs

[Guest jtang]

Mohammed, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio

"What is your name?" – asked the teacher.

"Mohammed". . .. – answered the kid.

"You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," – replied the teacher.

In the evening, Mohammed returned home. "How was your day, Mohammed?" – asked his mother.

"My name is not Mohammed. I’m in America and now my name is Johnny."

"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" – and she beat him.

Then she called his father and he too beat him.

The next day Mohammed returned to school..

When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny"?

"Well ma'am, 4 hours after becoming an American, I was attacked by two Arabs."

An e-mail of an Arabian Prince to a King

> Dear Dad

>

> Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

>

> Your son, Nasser

> The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:

> My dear loving son

>

> Twenty million Euros has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.

>

>

> Love, your Dad

[Guest lightning]

LOL...good one...errr two :becky:

[Guest Cklasse]

Can this be "just for laugh"?

[Guest jtang]

Alamak...Ris Low again. I think more like "juzz for puke"!