when the numbers on car counts....

[Guest blackknight]

5 Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian Immigtration Officer stops the car and tells them:

"It's a illegala to putta 5 pippel in a Quattro."

"Vot do you min i's illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.Quattro eez just zee name of zee otomobil" the Germans retort unbelievingly.

"Look at zee dam papers: zee car eez designed to karry 5 pippel."

"You canta pulla dat one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have fivea pippel ina your car and you are thereforea breakin da law.

"The German driver replies angrily: "You idiot! Call your supervizor over. I vant to spik to somevan viz moore intelligins! "

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come right now. He'sa busy over dar with da 2 guys in a Fiat Uno"

[Guest lightning]

blackknight wrote:

5 Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian Immigtration Officer stops the car and tells them:

"It's a illegala to putta 5 pippel in a Quattro."

"Vot do you min i's illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.Quattro eez just zee name of zee otomobil" the Germans retort unbelievingly.

"Look at zee dam papers: zee car eez designed to karry 5 pippel."

"You canta pulla dat one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have fivea pippel ina your car and you are thereforea breakin da law.

"The German driver replies angrily: "You idiot! Call your supervizor over. I vant to spik to somevan viz moore intelligins! "

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come right now. He'sa busy over dar with da 2 guys in a Fiat Uno"

:thumb::thumb::thumb:

[g8crasher]

classic. wonder what immigration will say about a Fiat Cinquecento! (Fiat 500)

Wheech looksa aleetle some-a-theeng like-a dees-a