31% Losses Stories

[Guest turismo]

This is funni.... :clap:

STORY1

Son : Daddy, my test results were bad. I fared about 31% less than the last test.

Dad : how could you? you know how much i spend to raise you. Tuition fees, good food, good housing, best transport to work. I even bought you the latest gadgets.

Son : But mummy said it was okay. The rest of the class did far more worse than me. The average of the class result dropped 40%.

Dad : So in that case, should I remove all these benefits that you are getting?

Son : Mum say cannot. If you remove these benefits, I may resort to cheating. I may not work hard like previously. Without all these, I may also move out of the house to stay with Uncle Sam, who stays in a bungalow in Nassim, has a chaffeur ready for me, swimming pool, games rooms, not to mention, maybe even more pocket money for me.

Dad : okay, okay you win. Since mummy has already forgive you.

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STORY2/b]

Ah lian alwiz had dreams of making it big... just like her childhood idol Chow Yun Fatt ~ who acted in the old King of Gamblers movies. So one day she decided to go ask for money from her dad to enter a Macau gambling competition, and she headed straight to Ah Long Pte Ltd to see him.

Ah Long: "Ah lian so good girl today ah...come visit chiur lao peh!"

Ah lian: "Daddy i need to borrow money from chiu to enter the King of Gamblers competition held overseas."

Ah Long: "Okay, since chiur moi daughter, i will lend chiu $185 million dollars."

So Ah lian set off to Macau with her fren Ah huey, to enter the Macau King of Gamblers Competition.

Upon entering the competition, being the amateur~nubcake gambler she was... she lost in every competition she competed in... black jack, poker, mahjong, roulette, the list goes on! Until she was finally kicked out of the competition, den her fren asked her~

Ah huey: "OMG, Ah lian... how now?!????? We lost so much of chiur daddy's money!!!"

Ah lian: "I have no regrets. Dun worry, moi daddy ish loan shark~ not enuff money he can go squeeze from his debtors."

When Ah lian went back home, and met her dad, she had prepared what to say to him.

Ah Long: "Ah lian, why so sad face? How much did chiu lose?"

Ah lian: "Daddy not much lah, 31% only... many ppl lost more than me... some lose everything except left their underwear!"

Ah Long almost suffered a mini heart-attack when he heard the amt Ah lian had lost!

Ah lian: "Daddy there is another upcoming competition in Taiwan, so can chiu lend me more money?"

Ah Long: "Err solli girl... economic reccession now ah, alot of my debtors no money to pay me back interest... why dun chiu go see moi fren Prata man, and ask him for help?"

So Ah lian went to see Prata man at his shop.

Prata man: "Ah lian, i have heard from chiur daddy. My money is kept in the safe, but i need a sexplanation before i will open it."

Ah lian: "Prata man shu shu...if chiu give me the key to the safe, den i will give chiu the key to happiness... sounds good, no?"

Without hesitation Prata man agreed~ and both parties lived happily ever after!

[Guest sy69u]

bro, story2 a bit off lei....... needed to read it a few times & last part, err..... like..... not funny lei......

[Guest speckie1]

it's social commentary bro....

last part about prata man? prata man supposedly holds key to reserves.... and upon consulting his sarabat committee appointed by the lease owner of sarabat stall, will tell prata man when can turn the key to the safe... lease owner btw is Ah Long....

[Guest sy69u]

chim.... very chim.......

[Guest jenvid]

chim.... very chim.......

hahaha... story 2 beri good.