Smile.....

[Guest paddy]

got this off another forum.... may it start your day off in the right mood :yumyum:

[Guest paddy]

one more.....

[Guest 9339]

I like your signature......

Another for you......

"If your father aint rich, not your mistake. If your Father-in-law aint rich, is your biggest mistake"

[Guest angela]

first picture really made my day, can't believe im so stressed up.. damn funny...

thanks paddy.

[Guest paddy]

sorry guys, forgot to add the subsequent pics......

one more.....

[Guest 9339]

I did not smile.......

I almost fall off my chair laughing.......

Good one :thumbsup:

[Guest paddy]

It was his last day on the job and the mailman had mixed emotions. On one hand,he was glad to be retiring; on the other, he`d miss seeing the beautiful young married woman he`d fancied for the last few years.

As he approached the woman`s house for the last time, he was both shocked and delighted when she greeted him in a sheer negligee and invited him in. He didn`t need to be asked twice, and the woman promptly shut the door,pulled him to the floor and made love to him amidst the morning mail.

After, she served him a delicious lunch. While he was finishing his meal,she went to her purse and pulled out a ten dollar bill and handed it to the mailman.He looked up. "I don`t understand. Why are you paying me?" "It was my husband`s idea. When I told him you were retirng,he said,"Screw him,give him ten bucks." "The lunch," she added proudly,"was my idea."

[Guest paddy]

Two men were sentenced for 20 years to be in a single room with only one wish in each 10 years. The first man asked for as many books as he can put in his room, so he can read these books in next 10 years alone.

The second one was a smoker as a habit. He asked for enough quantity of cigarettes for next 10 years. After giving the books and cigarettes, guardians closed and locked their doors.

10 years later it was the time to ask to the prisoners for their second wish for last 10 years. The first man asked for books again and a reading-glass. Then, they opened the door of the second prisoner and found him with all cigarettes and he was insane. They asked him for his second wish for the following 10 years.

"Lighter !!!...Lighter!!!" he said with a screaming voice.

[Guest paddy]

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married, and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives.

After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role-playing.

The following week they met up again to compare notes.

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiance got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask."

"Well?!," exclaimed the other two. "What happened?!"

"When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'"

[Guest SgLaKsa]

:batman: kekeke thats Batman. Can anyone tell me whats S&M?

[Guest Sareve]

You come my house i show you :yumyum:

[Guest paddy]

:batman: :asshole: :whip2:

[Guest sy69u]

wow!!!! ben, if u really go to dan's house, you will be in for a great TREAT........... sure a n eye opener for you............ :swduel: :swduel: :swduel: :whip2: :whip2: :whip2: :whip2: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

[Guest sy69u]

thanks paddy..............

[Guest SgLaKsa]

You come my house i show you :yumyum:

wow!!!! ben, if u really go to dan's house, you will be in for a great TREAT........... sure a n eye opener for you............ :swduel: :swduel: :swduel: :whip2: :whip2: :whip2: :whip2: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

Huh rily meh Simon? Eye opener free show? Ok i can't just have a free lunch lah, i'll bring along 2 babes for Dan to do the performance ok? Who wants to watch free show :bootyshake: :whip2: :asshole: :whip2: :batman: :yumyum: :3some: :sex:

[Guest jameslhm]

got popcorn n drink????? lol

[Guest SgLaKsa]

got popcorn n drink????? lol

Must check with Daniel liao, maybe no outside food and drinks allowed :

[Guest jameslhm]

got popcorn n drink????? lol

Must check with Daniel liao, maybe no outside food and drinks allowed :

hahahaha :punk1: :punk1:

[Guest sy69u]

SgLaKsa ]

You come my house i show you :yumyum:

wow!!!! ben, if u really go to dan' wrote:

Huh rily meh Simon? Eye opener free show? Ok i can't just have a free lunch lah, i'll bring along 2 babes for Dan to do the performance ok? Who wants to watch free show :bootyshake: :whip2: :asshole: :whip2: :batman: :yumyum: :3some: :sex:

babes can have many meaning... wat kind of babes?????????

[Guest SgLaKsa]

kekeke..... the ChhhhhhhhhhhiOO BUs of course :bboyspin:

[Guest jameslhm]

any contact to book front seat????? lol

[Guest paddy]

Boss' Reaction During Recession

Beginning... .. Boss: Be good, you will be fine.

After a week...

Must Work Hard man

After a month...

Must Work Hard during recession you know!

After a Quarter....

Can you hear me, you must work hard!!!

[Guest paddy]

got these when googled for motivational posters :angel1:

no smearing or harm intended, mod, pls remove these if its deemed as offensive......

[Guest paddy]

Let's Start at the Beginning...

What's the difference between ang-mor and Hokkien fairy tales?

Ang-mor fairy tales begin with: "Once upon a time..."

Hokkien fairy tales begin with: "Lim Peh ka li kong..."

[Guest paddy]

There were four Buddhist monks who played instruments and chanted everyday.

One fine morning, a lady in a mini skirt went into the temple to pray. When the lady knelt down to pray, one of the chanting monks saw the lady tsao k'ng (i.e. exposing herself accidentally).

The monk was shocked to see that the woman was not wearing any panties! He felt he had to share this valuable insight with his fellow monks, but also did not wish to alert the lady.

So he began chanting the message: "Wu lang bo chin nai ko....(Someone's not wearing panties...)"

The monk beside him was playing a tambourine, and he thumped this response: "Ti-to-lok, ti-to-lok (Where? Where?)"

The third monk, playing a horn, replied: "Duuu... Duuu........(There! There!)"

Finally, the last and the most righteous monk, sounded his cymbals in disgust: "Ti ti kua... ti ti kua! (Still peeping! Still peeping!)"