Smile and Relax...It another Saturday

[Guest 9339]

Boss and his Secretary

Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down.

His secretary walked up to him and asked, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your gate ?"

Boss was not smart enuf to understood, so he went back into his office looking a bit puzzled !

When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his Zipper was not zipped up.

He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, then boss finally understood.. He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.

When he reached her desk, He said, "When you saw the gate open did you see my Mercedes Benz parked in there ?"

The secretary smiled for a moment and said,

"No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Kancil 600 with 2 flat tyre." Boss went back to his office mumering... kan ni nau bu......

[Guest Protoss]

Kekekeke. :rockon:

[Guest sy69u]

hahahaha... local essence in tat joke.....

[Guest fruitcakepablohoney]

Good one bro! ;D

[Guest lloyd]

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Guest 9339]

One evening after work, Adrian went to a pub for happy hour with a couple of friends.

He decided to make a move after a couple of drink as his wife doesnt allow him to drink.

Rushing home planning to tell his wife that he'd caught in a traffic jam......

To his shock as he reaches home seeing his wife and her boss lying naked on his bed.

He left home and headed back to the pub and told his friend about the incident, while everyone trying all ways to

console him, he than say : Bxxstxxd Fxxking Bxtch, @#$*&^#@%^&&&&*((*&( ...........lucky i left quietly without them knowing as they are only about to start ....................................

so i can have a couple more to drink........