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Steamboat Buffet on 25 Oct (This Thursssss) Come & Join us!!!


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...eh....talking abt Luilian....reminds me of Ms Singapore....I go find for u all liow...leisure read only for a sleepy afternoon....;))..

.....BUT PG18, Tender grass pls avoid....disclaimer...hehe....

Miss America, Miss Australia, and Miss Singapore are the finalists of a beauty contest.

Now....the judges are asking 4 questions to the finalists...the 1st question is:

"Name me an electrical appliance starting with the letter l..."

Miss America is as confident as ever, and replies straight away:"..lamp..."

Miss Australia replies: "......light bulb...."

Now Miss Singapore is not too sure......she finally says: ".....ladio...."

Then the judges say: "....sorry, radio doesn't start with letter l....."

Now the 2nd question is:

".....name me an animal starting with the letter l"

Miss America says confidently:"....lion...."

.....and Miss Australia says: "......leopard....."

And now Miss Singapore isn't too sure again....she says: "...labbit..."

the judges say: "...sorry, rabbit doesn't start with the letter l....."

Now, the 3rd and last question.....

"....name me a fruit starting with the letter l....."

Miss America says: "....lime...."

Miss Australia says: ".....lemon...."

Now Miss Singapore knows the answer for once.....she is very confident about it and says: "..liew lian..!!!"

The judges shook their heads, but nevertheless proceeded to the final question.

"....name me a part of the human body that begins with the letter l ...."

Miss America says: "....lung...."

Miss Australia says: "ermm.....liver...."

Miss Singapore grins and says....

".....LAN CIAU?...."

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Suddenly awkward silence leh.... Do u see it?

HAHAHAHA!

That's e power of Ah Bui... when Ah Bui talk... all the crows appear..

I'm prepared to meet my Maker...

Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter - Winston Churchill

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...I only start zzzz @ 6am ley....shall skip le run & shame cannot see u all sweat...

....eh...I nvr take brekki for years liow....Cos by time I wake up....late late lunch liow..hehe..haha....Beh pai say.....true Mah... ;)!

dont be slack la.. eat so much dont exercise...... haha

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Yes on FB.. But no button for me to quote a post or go to last post

Welcome newbies!! When u free to join us for the gtg?

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Now I understand why my Lao bu ask me to study hard to be doctor! Haha.. To buy monster..

So who is on for Friday morning running @ ECP + breakfast?

I am ok...it is my running day anyway...just different venue.....hehehe

Lets see anymore taker...

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he's joining us on Thursday (: as for the gtg.. must ask him yourself haha!

I ask him u replied!! U didnt tell him i saw u first!! Hate u!!

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...I only start zzzz @ 6am ley....shall skip le run & shame cannot see u all sweat...

....eh...I nvr take brekki for years liow....Cos by time I wake up....late late lunch liow..hehe..haha....Beh pai say.....true Mah...;)!

Dr, please educate her that this is bad detrimental to her health...and will get fat....and liver not able to purge the toxics.....etc etc....hahaha

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yeah... actually i never ran there before... im always in the west side... ard my neighbourhood haha... also sometimes dairy farm area... now its new terrain! should be gooood. hopefully weather's good!

Not bad...a lot of ppl, a lot of babe....a lot of dogs as well....

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